over the last few days/years i've noticed that virtually no one knows how to drive properly in the twin cities. is it really so f-ing hard to move that little arm on you dash a inch and a half so let other drivers know what you are doing. why do that when you can just cut 'em off. it fucking pisses me off when these same people cut u off then have the nerve to stare at you like you did something wrong. then these same morons get in the far left lane drive five under or worse, drive parallel to the car next to them so no one can get by. what the hell is that. and don't get me started on mergers, these people are coming in on an on ramp going 10 under and trying to merge onto freeway traffic. and people wonder why the freeway gets clogged in the afternoon. now some of you that knokw me may think it hipocritical of me to be critizing other drivers when i myself rolled my car a few months ago. all i have to say to that is GET BENT.check ya
why can't anyone drive?
My ears are burning.
My ears are burning.
You know what drives me apeshit on the road? Like Lance has already stated, people who get on the highway going 10 under should be shot. Unless there is already traffic jammed up you should be using that area to get your pos up to the posted speed limit. Those idiots are also generally the same people who 5 miles from the exit will sit in their lane and drive 20 under cause they know that when they exit eventually they will have to stop so why drive the speed limit and not piss people off. Where I live now the exit off the highway is a left lane exit that is just after a left lane entrance ramp. Guess how many retards congest that little sweet spot of assphalt daily. Also the exit ramp is just that. An inclined ramp. Why the fuck are you breaking 50 yards from the light when you won't make it to the top of the hill without pumping the gas again you brainless twat.
on 94 E, from about
on 94 E, from about lexington to the 35 E exit, i HATE HATE HATE it when people get into the left lane because they'll eventually get onto 35, and then drive speed limit the ENTIRE WAY from mid-st paul to the 35 exit...which includes a few curves that are just SO DAMNED SCARY that they have to brake until they're down to 45 or less so that they don't roll of the face of the Earth, or whatever. there is NO excuse for that. either go with the flow of traffic in the fast lane, or wait in the middle lane until the exit is MUCH nearer!
also, it seems that a lot of people pay too little attention to their mirrors. do they not remember from driver's ed that an active driver should be checking their mirrors something like every 6 seconds? it's REALLY, REALLY annoying and dangerous when i'm going fast in the left lane, and then some FUCKHEAD in the middle lane decides to suddenly "pass" the car in front of them, JUST AS I'M ABOUT TO GO BY! like, HELLO, did you even BOTHER to check your mirror, maybe your blind spot? see the high-speed vehicle that would smash your worthless brain to bits, if not for the attentive driver? GODDAMN!!!!!!
comming from another
comming from another perspective when im on by bike (pedales not motors) no one sees you when your walkin either for that matter i have almost been hit a number of times walikn and riding and everytime i watch the driver and they dont even look up they dont see me at all. i wish my brain would take over my very good reflexes so that i can let them hit me so that i never have to work again that would be great. im still trying maybe someday (sigh) till then.......
i know the feeling. i have
i know the feeling.
i have an idea!
if you're able, flash a REALLY bright light in their eyes as they go by, paying you no mind.
although that definitely isn't as satisfying as having them financially support you for the rest of your life. ^^
i almost got hit while on a
i almost got hit while on a bike the other day. =(
alas, i had no super bright light to beam into the inattentive asshole's eyes!
Long white rectangles =
Long white rectangles = __________
Normal lane that's right, mongonoid.
Short white squares = ____________
...
It means it's an exit lane you mouth breathing piece of shit, merge before I eat your children!
you should probably consume
you should probably consume said offspring in any case. you'll be doing everyone a big, big favor.
I don't think I could eat
I don't think I could eat that many fat retarded weiner kids. Atleast not in one sitting.
you don't wanna be
you don't wanna be kobayashi...
seriously...why does a
seriously...why does a person in the middle lane want to move to the left lane when , a) there's no one for them to pass in the middle lane, or b) even if there's someone for them to pass, they just keep on going at the same not-as-fast-as-me speed, regardless of the flow of traffic coming in from the left lane?
sounds to me like some people wanna get maimed.
Los Angeles driving is the
Los Angeles driving is the worst. At least in New York, taxi cab drivers get you to where you want to be, and fast too.
well that is their job.
well that is their job. although twin cities cabbies don't seem to know that...or much of anything at all.
"get bent"? all right, i'll
"get bent"? all right, i'll do that tonight.