"I Spit on Your Grave" (4 out of 7 martinis) Why you ask? Well it was a pretty shocking show! And shut up all you horror freaks! No I had never seen this movie before so go home and...just go home! I do love revenge flicks and this was a huge revenge flick. It was also a great exploitation flick as well. But man, it is really hard to watch that intense of violence sometimes. The violence kinda put me in a bad mood after...I felt dirty. I mean 25 minutes of torturing a woman! Rape! Yuck! I don't care if it did it's job well. It was sick! The revenge does pay off though...somewhat. I wanted that chick to just go nuts. I wish she would have chopped those guys up and fed them to dogs and then killed the dogs! Oh yeah.
"Batman Begins" (7 out of 7 martinis) Your right Ben. This movie rocks. It is totally seperate from the other Batmans (Joel Schumacher ones don't even count as Batmans in my book) Don't get me wrong Batman One is still one of my all time favorite films, but this new one is just so innovative! It's got the seriousness and camp that totally balance one another. Spiderman ain't got nothin on this! The best comic book character of all time... "it's the Batman..."
"Meet the Fockers" (5 out of 7 martinis) This movie was genuinely funny and heartfelt at the same time. Just like the first one. Lots of uncomfortable moments. It was a fun show. It's what you would expect, but it was still good. Barbara and Dustin were great additions to te family!
"War of the Worlds" (6 out of 7 martinis) It's Spielberg man. Every single one of his films has a feel to it that no other director has ever been able to achieve. I love when Spielberg does thillers! He does action so well. The cinematography was lucious and the sound design was deep! zzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZAP! I wonder what it would be like to be exploded into a cloud of dust...might hurt? I don't know. I just wish the movie would have lasted for another 30 minutes. It ended too abruptly. More! I need more! The aliens were actually really neat, too! Loveable, but truely menacing! Tim Robbins, I feel your pain. I would have wanted to shoot one of those things with a shot gun too...mount it's head on my wall, do a little dance. Spielberg in a fine moment!
